Hi! I'm Beth, I'm 17 and from the UK.

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live" - Albus Dumbledore

Rescue Me Chin Boy and show me the stars.

costcoreceipt:

dinofarts:

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?

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sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

synclair-exilis:

skarosoul:

does anybody realise how much this GIF represents British people

I remember on one episode this kept happening and Ed Byrne grabbed the microphone stand and ran off with it.

(x)

sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

synclair-exilis:

skarosoul:

does anybody realise how much this GIF represents British people

I remember on one episode this kept happening and Ed Byrne grabbed the microphone stand and ran off with it.

(x)

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growley:

water-for-mermaids:

growley:

if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your fucking stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t fucking try me 

This is just fucking weird.

enjoy your new bedtime, bitch

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etceteraface:

thewaywardqueen:

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

in year 10 i wrote a story and when i got it back my teacher told me he couldnt sleep properly after reading it

please publish that story

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fitzgeraldthefourth:

fitzgeraldthefourth:

omfg today a girl at school told me i was wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday

lmao

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS

WE HAVE A UNIFORM

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jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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unicornpoop95:

And my personal favorite: 

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camerondatass:

mostlymagcon:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

You’re a legend.

THIS IS MY FAV POST OF ALL TIME

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calleo:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

He did, in fact, give her two thumbs up.

calleo:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

He did, in fact, give her two thumbs up.

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whengreenmetblue:

searchingforknowledge:

d2fang:

faroresferrari:


allthingshyper:


wanderingquill:


These guys can no longer claim, women don’t know true pain. 


I enjoy this post WAY too much


Call me malicious but I want every male politician who’s against birth control and abortion to get hooked up to one of these.






A+ gif usage

Omg this was on tv in Holland. OMG.

whengreenmetblue:

searchingforknowledge:

d2fang:

faroresferrari:

allthingshyper:

wanderingquill:

These guys can no longer claim, women don’t know true pain. 

I enjoy this post WAY too much

Call me malicious but I want every male politician who’s against birth control and abortion to get hooked up to one of these.

image

A+ gif usage

Omg this was on tv in Holland. OMG.

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brigwife:

ohmywizardgodawhovian:

just expressing my anger

you forgot the most important one of all

brigwife:

ohmywizardgodawhovian:

just expressing my anger

you forgot the most important one of all

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#ROSS IS LIKE A FANDOM AND PHOEBE IS LIKE A TV SHOW

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The only bright spot on a horizon that had never looked darker

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