Hi! I'm Beth, I'm 17 and from the UK.

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live" - Albus Dumbledore

Rescue Me Chin Boy and show me the stars.

chick-hen-roost-her:

i never get sick of this guys puns

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travellinginsidethetardis:

Some photos of Kiev you need to see.

Not my photos

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump

dont-kill-the-kennedys:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

me when i miss my flight

How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump

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kurtlechan:

Handful of bunnies.

kurtlechan:

Handful of bunnies.

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bagmilk:

sorry for replying in  0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha

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shippingreactions:

WHEN CHARACTERS WON’T ADMIT THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER EVEN THOUGH IT’S SO OBVIOUSimage

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jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

henryviiisensuite:

cryinG BECAUSE THIS NEW BURGER PLACE JUST OPENED 

dean and benny retire from hunting/vamping and open a burger joint

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

henryviiisensuite:

cryinG BECAUSE THIS NEW BURGER PLACE JUST OPENED 

dean and benny retire from hunting/vamping and open a burger joint

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consulting-timelordsinthe-impala:

not-waving-butdrowning:

harry-potter-is-boss:

cumberbitchen:

Ladies and gentlemen the dickhead running Australia

JUST FOR EVERY NON AUSTRALIAN OUT THERE LEMME EXPLAIN YOU A THING OKAY
TONY ABBOTT HAS A SISTER 
A GAY SISTER 
A LESBIAN SISTER
WHO PROPOSED TO HER LONG-TIME GIRLFRIEND NOW FIANCE 
HIS OWN FUCKING SISTER
HE WONT LET HER GET MARRIED AND BE HAPPY 
HIS 
OWN 
SISTER
that is all *swandives off balcony*

Dickhead

How does a man like him even become PM?

consulting-timelordsinthe-impala:

not-waving-butdrowning:

harry-potter-is-boss:

cumberbitchen:

Ladies and gentlemen the dickhead running Australia

JUST FOR EVERY NON AUSTRALIAN OUT THERE LEMME EXPLAIN YOU A THING OKAY

TONY ABBOTT HAS A SISTER 

A GAY SISTER 

A LESBIAN SISTER

WHO PROPOSED TO HER LONG-TIME GIRLFRIEND NOW FIANCE 

HIS OWN FUCKING SISTER

HE WONT LET HER GET MARRIED AND BE HAPPY 

HIS 

OWN 

SISTER

that is all *swandives off balcony*

Dickhead

How does a man like him even become PM?

19 minutes ago on April 17th | J | 61,519 notes

Idea for a two-volume book series:

Book one: a life-affirming story about pretentious teens with superiority complexes who have experiences and give nauseatingly quotable musings on philosophy and what it means to be alive, which often involves their enjoyment of books and tea and their condescending view of the popular kids as sheep
Book two: the same exact story, except this time it's being narrated by the teacher who has to deal with these asshole kids on a daily basis but is legally barred from saying "are you fucking kidding me" when they say some pretentious bullshit about how they prefer the smell of old books to the taste of alcohol. The teacher is re-telling the story to her friend at the bar, and her friend refuses to accept that these children could POSSIBLY be as pretentious as she makes them sound
20 minutes ago on April 17th | J | 32,766 notes

#social justice bloggers

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When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.

When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.

21 minutes ago on April 17th | J | 229,157 notes

lolsadgirl69:

tastefullyoffensive:

[rathernerdy]

ONGDDM

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